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BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Haruna Iikubo has slain Nanako the Shark in battle! The fight lasted for 4 days and half of Nagoya is in ruin. Haruna escaped the battle with minor cuts from Nanako’s mighty teeth and she lost her left eye. However, Nanako was not so fortunate. Haruna returned to UFP Headquarters with the severed head of our ex-AKB48 member.
Haruna was quoted as saying “Nanako attacked me first. I only fought in self defense and had to do something when Nanako claimed she was going to melt the ice caps!” Some may view Haruna has a hero, but some may see her as being the one to have destroyed the glimmering star of Japan. However you view it, the memorial ceremony will be held in the Sea of Japan at 10:30 on Wednesday.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Haruna Iikubo has slain Nanako the Shark in battle! The fight lasted for 4 days and half of Nagoya is in ruin. Haruna escaped the battle with minor cuts from Nanako’s mighty teeth and she lost her left eye. However, Nanako was not so fortunate. Haruna returned to UFP Headquarters with the severed head of our ex-AKB48 member.

Haruna was quoted as saying “Nanako attacked me first. I only fought in self defense and had to do something when Nanako claimed she was going to melt the ice caps!”

Some may view Haruna has a hero, but some may see her as being the one to have destroyed the glimmering star of Japan. However you view it, the memorial ceremony will be held in the Sea of Japan at 10:30 on Wednesday.